No, it's hailing!
No, it's raining!
No, the sun is shining!
Will the weather please make up its damned mind, already?! How am I supposed to stay sane when Mother Nature is clearly exhibiting her multiple personalities? All it leads to is too much computer time and the consumption of junk food. I have to say, this is not a good thing for anyone. Beware.
You will now be returned to your regularly scheduled activities.